SADIE BEAR WINS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AWARD! (ONLY TO BE MET WITH DISDAIN BY FELLOW HUMAN EMPLOYEES)

FEBRUARY 21st, 2008

Humanists everywhere were outraged this month at the announcement that Sadie Bear the Dog was nominated to receive the employee of the month award for outstanding performance and punctuatility.

Sadie was relatively apathetic when the news of her nomination broke and remained laying in the sunspot she had found earlier that afternoon.

Outrage boiled over into unadulterated anger when it was announced this week that she had indeed clenched the title. Runner-Up Dennis "Cubby" Thiesman at his concession speech was quoted as saying, "How could this have happend! She's a flippin DOG for pete's sake!". Sadie had no comment as to Thiesman's remarks but did say that she was thoroughly enjoying her new parking spot.

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